How can I be edgy

How can I be edgy?

How to be an edgy teenager:
1.
Where thin, over sized, long-sleeve sweaters
2.
Where jeans in a size that’s both very small and very uncomfortable, preferably with rips in it.
And makes sure that the jeans are black.

3.
Where converse, but make sure that the converse shoes are messed up and ripped up.
4.
Listen to either depressing rap songs, or hardcore/heavy metal music that talks about depressing topics.
Overall, depressing music.
Make sure you act insecure about it but also try to share it with people you know.
5.
This one is very important: Act like you have some behavior disorder like depression or anxiety.
(Too many teens fake these, and it annoys the sh** out of me)
Good luck on your conquest to be edgy.

You wanna be edgy, huh? Well step right into this cringefest of an answer as I try to sound like an infomercial speaker.
Or not, I don’t really care.
The first step to being edgy is: Make edgy jokes.
I’m talking jokes that are terrible, jokes about the holocaust, jokes about dead babies, jokes about rape, and if you feel really edgy you can combine all of those topics into one.
Though try not to make them too morbid because you go from edgy to no friends pretty quickly.
Second: listen to edgy music.
I’m talking Black Veil Brides, Five Finger Death Punch, and My Chemical Romance.
Anything heavy rock-y with lyrics that make you wanna hate yourself.
For a good choice look up an Avenged Seven Fold song “A Little Piece of Heaven” its fucked up and you’ll hate yourself.
Third is dress in dark colors and edgy graphic tees (can also be read as: shop at hot topic).
By edgy graphic tees I mean shit like “dead girls can’t say no” and things like that.
Oh.
Wait.
I think I might have told you how to be a goth.
Oh well there isn’t much difference, is there?

you can’t

How can I be edgy?

How to be an edgy teenager:
1.
Where thin, over sized, long-sleeve sweaters
2.
Where jeans in a size that’s both very small and very uncomfortable, preferably with rips in it.
And makes sure that the jeans are black.

3.
Where converse, but make sure that the converse shoes are messed up and ripped up.
4.
Listen to either depressing rap songs, or hardcore/heavy metal music that talks about depressing topics.
Overall, depressing music.
Make sure you act insecure about it but also try to share it with people you know.
5.
This one is very important: Act like you have some behavior disorder like depression or anxiety.
(Too many teens fake these, and it annoys the sh** out of me)
Good luck on your conquest to be edgy.

You wanna be edgy, huh? Well step right into this cringefest of an answer as I try to sound like an infomercial speaker.
Or not, I don’t really care.
The first step to being edgy is: Make edgy jokes.
I’m talking jokes that are terrible, jokes about the holocaust, jokes about dead babies, jokes about rape, and if you feel really edgy you can combine all of those topics into one.
Though try not to make them too morbid because you go from edgy to no friends pretty quickly.
Second: listen to edgy music.
I’m talking Black Veil Brides, Five Finger Death Punch, and My Chemical Romance.
Anything heavy rock-y with lyrics that make you wanna hate yourself.
For a good choice look up an Avenged Seven Fold song “A Little Piece of Heaven” its fucked up and you’ll hate yourself.
Third is dress in dark colors and edgy graphic tees (can also be read as: shop at hot topic).
By edgy graphic tees I mean shit like “dead girls can’t say no” and things like that.
Oh.
Wait.
I think I might have told you how to be a goth.
Oh well there isn’t much difference, is there?

you can’t

How can I be edgy?

How to be an edgy teenager:
1.
Where thin, over sized, long-sleeve sweaters
2.
Where jeans in a size that’s both very small and very uncomfortable, preferably with rips in it.
And makes sure that the jeans are black.

3.
Where converse, but make sure that the converse shoes are messed up and ripped up.
4.
Listen to either depressing rap songs, or hardcore/heavy metal music that talks about depressing topics.
Overall, depressing music.
Make sure you act insecure about it but also try to share it with people you know.
5.
This one is very important: Act like you have some behavior disorder like depression or anxiety.
(Too many teens fake these, and it annoys the sh** out of me)
Good luck on your conquest to be edgy.

You wanna be edgy, huh? Well step right into this cringefest of an answer as I try to sound like an infomercial speaker.
Or not, I don’t really care.
The first step to being edgy is: Make edgy jokes.
I’m talking jokes that are terrible, jokes about the holocaust, jokes about dead babies, jokes about rape, and if you feel really edgy you can combine all of those topics into one.
Though try not to make them too morbid because you go from edgy to no friends pretty quickly.
Second: listen to edgy music.
I’m talking Black Veil Brides, Five Finger Death Punch, and My Chemical Romance.
Anything heavy rock-y with lyrics that make you wanna hate yourself.
For a good choice look up an Avenged Seven Fold song “A Little Piece of Heaven” its fucked up and you’ll hate yourself.
Third is dress in dark colors and edgy graphic tees (can also be read as: shop at hot topic).
By edgy graphic tees I mean shit like “dead girls can’t say no” and things like that.
Oh.
Wait.
I think I might have told you how to be a goth.
Oh well there isn’t much difference, is there?

you can’t

How can I be edgy?

How to be an edgy teenager:
1.
Where thin, over sized, long-sleeve sweaters
2.
Where jeans in a size that’s both very small and very uncomfortable, preferably with rips in it.
And makes sure that the jeans are black.

3.
Where converse, but make sure that the converse shoes are messed up and ripped up.
4.
Listen to either depressing rap songs, or hardcore/heavy metal music that talks about depressing topics.
Overall, depressing music.
Make sure you act insecure about it but also try to share it with people you know.
5.
This one is very important: Act like you have some behavior disorder like depression or anxiety.
(Too many teens fake these, and it annoys the sh** out of me)
Good luck on your conquest to be edgy.

You wanna be edgy, huh? Well step right into this cringefest of an answer as I try to sound like an infomercial speaker.
Or not, I don’t really care.
The first step to being edgy is: Make edgy jokes.
I’m talking jokes that are terrible, jokes about the holocaust, jokes about dead babies, jokes about rape, and if you feel really edgy you can combine all of those topics into one.
Though try not to make them too morbid because you go from edgy to no friends pretty quickly.
Second: listen to edgy music.
I’m talking Black Veil Brides, Five Finger Death Punch, and My Chemical Romance.
Anything heavy rock-y with lyrics that make you wanna hate yourself.
For a good choice look up an Avenged Seven Fold song “A Little Piece of Heaven” its fucked up and you’ll hate yourself.
Third is dress in dark colors and edgy graphic tees (can also be read as: shop at hot topic).
By edgy graphic tees I mean shit like “dead girls can’t say no” and things like that.
Oh.
Wait.
I think I might have told you how to be a goth.
Oh well there isn’t much difference, is there?

you can’t

Updated: 21.06.2019 — 11:16 am

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *